April 16, 2005

In Case You Missed It

On April 1st, Scientific American published an apology for their one-sidedness in the presentation of so-called 'scientific' ideas. I finally found the text. Go, you snarky scientists!

April 01, 2005

NASA finds water on Mars

This photo speaks for itself. Wow!

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